Cpt. Smurf

Romance novels. I don't read them, but I agree. I don't mind if there is a love story that serves as a sub-plot, but if that's the whole thing... There's ...

Let's face it. The only thing in Harry Potter that's worth reading is the part about U-No-Poo *Braces self in shock* I shan't dignify that with an answer.

I think I would be an awful co-author. I'm just a teensy bit of a control freak. Hehehe... XD

You want the cork, eh? Hmm... I have some corkish plans up my sleeve... *wiggles eyes shiftily*

Ye, welcome! I don't normally welcome people... Call me anti-social, but oh well. Hope you enjoy it here, we're a good crowd (a bit of a crazy crowd sometimes, but ...

Well, yes, "secrets" is a plural, and it is extrememly possible, if not, even likely, that there is more to it than we first thought. On the other hand, the ...

And uh, Paolini actually intentionally made it cliched. Or at least I read that somewhere on his site. It's easy to say you made it "intentionally cliched" after the majority ...

That's a difficult one. Do they have to be travelling in a cart? If not, then you could maybe have them horse-ride to wherever they're going, but with one of ...

Characterisation without a doubt.

Ah, the ending of Eldest. I couldn't be bothered to read it, so I just looked up the plot summary on Wikipedia. I didn't realise the "big twist" was at ...

Well, yes, of course George Bush wants to deny it. America does, after all, produce 60% of the world's pollution, and yet he still refuses to acknowledge that, and so ...

Lyra's Oxford was slightly irritating. The damn shortness, and the fact that it came to no resolution annoyed me. Grrr. The Book of Dust should be out in a year ...

Great, thanks! I've got them all saved on my PC anyway, but I think I'll still leave them up here now. Just as a back-up.

I'm not entirely sure where global warming is concerned. I feel that, yes it's happening, but I also feel that the earth at present is leaving the last ice-age, and ...

I have a question, and it's driving me insane: Can you, and if you can, how do you delete your own stories/topics? I simply cannot find a way, and it's ...